Joshua's are the biggest Redman in the world. They have an innate ability they're born with to subconsciously attract and take every man and woman's girl.
My girlfriend and I saw a Joshua yesterday, now she's no longer my girlfriend.
by SenseiSage May 15, 2021
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Impersonal Supreme skilled god whomst knows no bounds by mortal comprehension. They are far superior to everyone.... or so they say
Joshua stop shouting at people that you better than them and get off the table you dumbass
by The other human person January 3, 2021
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Joshua is usually a faggot with a small dick and prefers to be with guys then girls.He normally sits at home alone with no plans at all but to eat food and get fat.His brother Nick is everyone’s dad and will snatch your girl anytime Sexy mofo no homo. Joshua looks nothing like his family because he is extremely obese.Oof
“ Joshua makes my dick hard
by RyanBDaddy October 26, 2018
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A bitch ass nigga who never shuts up and thinks he’s super funny
Joshua is an idiot
by Thicc man dude September 21, 2019
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A guy that tries too hard to be funny and fails miserably. Is mostly a complete tool to everyone and always manages to make a fool out of himself in some way, he also isn't liked by many people for obvious reasons.
"That Joshua guy always acts like such an idiot. Why does he exist?"
by imfeelinit March 12, 2017
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Seems to be a very attractive young man who loves to hangout and chill. He is typically attracted to blonde females, typically "white chicks". Very diverse friend group. Loves to talk to groups of friends and usually attracts girls when done so. You could him in commodious areas and he is a very creative person. More than likely the only hispanic to usually go after blonde chicks.
Dam look at that foo Joshua over there, talking to that group of blondes.
by slim3jimmy3 November 30, 2019
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Joshua is someone who enjoys the faint taste of rainbow salmon in certain females pubes, he will often take part in the consumption of exotic birds and/or moths, all in all he reminds everyone of a mid 80's pedophile with daddy issues
Me: You'll love my new friend
Her: I'm sure I will, he's not a Joshua is he?
Me: oh god no
by epicgamer12369420 August 26, 2019
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