Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.

Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022

Donkey Jong

Ape that lives in the Springbook rain forest of Queensladd. Likes the Coolangata brothel and surfing those nanas at the local beach.

Donkey Jong hates the LGBT community

by Alien Hayes February 6, 2021

Ryan De Jong

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!

OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!

by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018

Kim Jong un

A fucking fat ass that likes to bang women in his nuclear missile base. He likes to smoke his weed with his 10 hot fucking sexy babes in the bathroom banging them all at once. After that he blows everywhere and makes the women lick it up and then all the white stuff goes all over the face and tounge. It feels so good

Wanna invite Kim Jong Un over to our house? hes a real baddie

by IlikeBangingBigBlackMenCum November 15, 2023

Kim Jong Un

A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.

okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.

"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear

Person 1: "did you hear Kim Jong Un is gonna make more nukes?"
Person 2: "he always does that"

by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024

Boom Boon Jing Jong chinky

Ethnic slur for Chinese Muslims

I hate those Boom Boon Jing Jong Chinkys

by SlungySlughterfism December 26, 2022

Kim Jong Un

A giant fucking fatass who dictates North Korea and makes life hell for basically EVERYBODY who lives there. Oh, and he has labor camps too. Jesus christ. Thank god I wasn't born there.

Person 1: You know Kim Jong Un?
Person 2: The Fatass?

by ᛗᚤᛋᛏᛖᚱᛁᛟᚢᛋ ᚾᛁᚷᚺᛏ May 20, 2022