Joed

A term coined in order to refer to a very stupid act. Originally refering to a player of Eve-Online who flies an ill fitted ship into hostile territory and proceeds to get destroyed by inferior hostile forces.

The pilot in question flew a carrier into hostile territory to "rat" (A term refering to grinding to raise money.) The carrier was fitted with battleship sized modules and no fighter drones. (Fighter Drones: A specialty drone used by Carriers as one of its primary means to defend itself or support the fleet.) He was promptly engaged by 3 hostiles which any other carrier pilot would have been able to fight off with a properly fitted vessel. He lost his ship and his pod. He was "Joed"

An individual screws up badly not in accident but out of pure stupidity and lack of common sense. "You got Joed" "Your a Joe"

by Passim September 1, 2008

jodeny

Jodeny is a man that doesn't respect people's relationships and takes the guy's girlfriend.

Don't introduce your girl to jodeny bro.

by Lia58 January 5, 2015

Whomper Jaded

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.

After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

by gellyG. December 14, 2009

jaded

to be all nice to someone when your with one set of friends but when your with another set of friends you act like you dont know them.

ray was bing so jaded when i said hi to him today

by nicale October 27, 2006

Jaded

Jaded

Faded jaded out of mind

by anonymous January 27, 2021

jodelle

Cat ear girl, aka furry, though pretends like she isn't one-

You such a joddle- aka jodelle.

by Chillys May 20, 2021

Jaded

when a guy rubs one out; jerking off, masterbation

I only jaded once in the shower this week!

by igotthis September 20, 2009