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Jonathas is that guy few people actually understand. Most underestimate him, but that's his plan, to go unnoticed as he makes his moves on the chess board quietly. He is smart. He is sneaky. He can get away with anything. He will conquer the world and no one will see it coming. He is a mastermind in a nerd skin, or any skin he chooses to wear (at his convenience or for pure entertainment). However, for those who get to know him, he is the most fun and loyal friend someone could ever have. In his friendship there is always laughter and adventure. Life around him is never boring. Even if everything goes wrong, the journey will always be worth if you have him around.
He is full of surprises. He can and does things people would never imagine. His heart is as big as his brain. His sense of humor has almost no boundaries, just as his imagination. He is that kind of guy who is always willing to help. The one who will invite you to join his group at school. He is the one who will speak up for everyone because he always knows what to say. When everyone is panicking, he will come saying "I've got this! It's all fixed!".

He may not be people's first choice sometimes, but he should. If only they knew... But hey! That's his game, that's his play. That's how he will take over the world. So you better watch your step! And make sure you have a Jonathas. That may be one of those decisions in life you will be happy you made until the day you die.
It's all good! We have a Jonathas in our group.
Careful! He is a Jonathas...
We can't go on that trip yet, we still haven't a got a Jonathas.
We better get us a Jonathas before 10pm or we will be in trouble...
What happened??? A Jonathas happened...
jonathas by Olive Jones December 12, 2016
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a swaggie man. the swaggiest man you will ever meet.
jonah is god
Jonah by jonahthefirst May 5, 2021

Jonacaust 

the mass murder of all Jonas Brothers fans and Jonas Brothers, believed to happen in the near future
Dude the Jonas Brothers are the most incredibly gay people on this Earth, I sure hope the Jonacaust comes soon.
Jonacaust by Tori H. June 28, 2009

Jonathan Leung 

A man of ambition, but often does not commit to what he expects of others because he's lazy. He is terrible at managing others because he cannot manage himself.

He is very into sports, but does is not physically capable of competing with men with superior, or average stature; in other words, he's short.

Lastly, he often speaks using ebonics, but he does not know how to correctly use the terms because of his Chinese descent.
Ricky: Hey is Jonathan Leung coming in today?

Francis: Yeah, he's actually here already; hey Jonathan, can you finish inventory by tonight?

Jonathan: Sure, I'll get everyone on it after my nap.

Francis: That's our Jonathan!
Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.

OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)
Jonathan by Sherscare July 15, 2008
the sexiest man alive smartest and gets the most girls in all of history.
woo dog jonathan is sexy, i wish i was jonathan
Jonathan by jkbaby May 10, 2010
Oh Jonathan
Jonathan by Blacyoungstafb May 21, 2017