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Jasper

A kid who needs a haircut, has acute social anxiety and despite being very caring and kind comes off a bit to sensitive sometimes
Matthew: Jasper's hair reaches his neck he needs a haircut
Joe: I couldn't agree more
by LastLetterIsGon March 17, 2020
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jessper

1. One who consumes large amounts of mayonaise.
2. A donut eating fat guy.
Look, its Jessper, amagawd !!
by WarcraftGuy May 16, 2006
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Jasper

You’re a right jasper
by Chazzlevajazzle November 3, 2017
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Jasper

To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.
"I just jaspered that hot chick from work!"
by eraserhead1977 November 6, 2007
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Jasper

A lonely soul who gult trips everyone on how fucking lonely he is, he claims not to give a shit about everyone including himself, and he always says "Im bored, i wanna go home".
Me: Hi Jasper
Jasper: No
Me: Have u checked out that meme yet
Jasper: i said no
by GlogGlobgabgalab October 31, 2019
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Jester

1. A jokey-joke maker. In ye olde days, he accompanied the King and cracked some cheesy jokes and stuff to keep the King entertained.

2. A sweet hackey sack manoeuvre, in which the player jumps off the ground with his/her non-hitting foot first straight out. Then the second leg follows through underneath the knee area of the other leg with the toe pointed straight out. As the leg rotates around the thigh axis, the foot strikes the sack sideways like the chicken wing manoeuvre. It is the basis for the super jester and reverse jester.

3. Jester is the code name of arguably the best Top Gun pilot from the movie Top Gun.
1. Some Guy: The Jester in Shakespeares play King Lear is one silly bitch.

2. Some Guy: Oh shit son! 7 jesters in a row!! I'm gonna pull an Upper Deck Deluxe on you!

3. Maverick: "Roger that Jester, I am not as good as you, over."
by Cool McJeebs October 22, 2006
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Jasper Sterling

Way better than Jonathan Wahab in every measurable statistic.
"Damn Jasper Sterling is far superior to Wahab"
by Anonymous sandwhich thief October 9, 2020
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