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Jamaican Margarita

This is when you grab a girls tits, throw her on the floor, drop a load of cum in her mouth, and shake her head.
Yo Justin I just gave this girl a Jamaican Margarita.
by Akex209 May 8, 2008
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jamaican smoke bomb

fucking a girl so hard that the friction causes her vag to start smoking, then you quickly pee in her, causing a small explosion that may or may not kill her
When I realized my bitch started on fire, I couldn't help myself but giving her a Jamaican Smoke Bomb. It was SWEEEEETTTT!!!!!
by felatio fedelio January 27, 2008
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jexican cupcake facial

A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.
"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"
by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007
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jamaican ganja tour

a very long journey through jamaica were in the ganja consumed would match that of your body weight
by best thing ever October 10, 2008
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jamaican mind ball

A game where 4 or 5 people who think they are Jamaican sit in a circle, put a ball in the middle, get baked, and stare at the ball to try and make it levitate.
Matt: Yo, where's Nicky?
John: Idk, I think he's with his puerto rican cousins playing Jamaican mind ball.
by Frizzle63 December 9, 2011
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Jamaican Farewell

The act of suddenly and quietly leaving a group of friends after smoking weed and getting too high.

Similar to the Irish Goodbye, but derives from a sense of paranoia and feeling uncomfortable in the current environment rather than being too drunk.
"Sorry I pulled a Jamaican Farewell last night, those herbs made me paranoid."

"I couldn't handle when your Dad came outside and talked to us. I had no choice but to Jamaican Farewell."

Cheech: "What happened to you last night Chong?"

Chong: "Man, I had to pull a Jamaican Farewell man. That weed got me too stoned."
by MikeyC1717 September 27, 2012
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Jamaican Cock Nigga

A black cock that is very large in size 69Cm+
Mamma Sigga: Hvað varst þú að senda inná storyið hennar Sögu?

Siggi: Giskaðu.

Mamma Sigga: “Öskrar” Jamaican Cock Nigga
by JamaicanCockNigaa April 23, 2019
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