Jada-ed Past

When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.
I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.
by Scammerpayback247 March 29, 2022
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Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome

When a wife publicly embarrases her husband for no reason.
KD: "Yo Bron, Ayesha Curry has leaked on a Fox talk show that Steph Curry loves feet and that she sends him pics of her feet instead of regular nudes."
LeBron: "no way, Ayesha has that Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome. Savannah would never embarrass me like that"
KD: "lmaoo, that's why I'm not married yet bruh. Imagine yo girl tellin' the world you have a footfetish"
by gunnerafc20 January 10, 2024
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The Jada Aisle

The emotional state of a combination of anger, confusion, and disgust, derived from a harmless situation that you made worse by being irrationally dramatic.
Almo: GIRL, thanks for meeting me for emergency brunch. I ran into my ex at the Warriors game last night! I am pretty sure he is dating our Uber driver from the last time we ordered sushi together, and he was wearing the shirt I got him at the Avril Lavigne concert.

ELdee: Girl, you need to leave The Jada Aisle. Your ex is from high school, Uber did not exist then. Also, you are allergic to fish and nobody wears Avril Lavigne stuff. Let's get you some mimosas and an emotional colonic, stat.

Almo: *Takes a Deep Breath*, thanks for taking me out of The Jada Aisle. I didn't even like him, he was a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.

ELdee: We all have our moments.
by Mike109999 April 28, 2022
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Jada Appreciation Day

On 4-28-23 is Jada Appreciation Day 😘💋
post your bsf named Jada to show them how much you appreciate them. Jada Appreciation Day
by anonymous362929 April 28, 2023
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Jada Hence

A artist who has an odd obsession with Percy Jackson despite reading NONE of the books (bonus points if she’s a bigback) She’s obsessed with Cole Walter and Harry Potter. She also likes acting (bonus points if she is delusional) and honestly likes drawing and refused to admit she’s a good drawer.
“Jada Hence likes the worst kind of fictional characters.”
by MARIAHJONESS January 12, 2025
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Jada F

Jada F is the person who is constantly mixed up with other jada’s but she is the most unique out of all of the jada’s. She can be very weird and cringy at times but she is still so nice and funny and very loved. And she has a gyat and also she’s very pretty.
1. Is Jada here today?
2. Which Jada?
1. Jada F
2. No I haven’t seen her
by Mr.hinkleduffer January 02, 2024
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Jada Stare

A non verbal que from your boss to commit black on black violence in public, preferably at an awards ceremony.
It was all laughs and smiles until he got the jada stare, then he knew he had to take out his brother.
by AlSharp21 March 31, 2022
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