j-rag

Abbreviation for "jiz rag." An intensely hated or envied female whose face you would like to wipe with semen.

"Jen didn't stop bragging about her new 5-bedroom house - what a cross-eyed J-rag."

by Kristin Mandelker September 25, 2007

J-rock

J-rock litteraly means Japanese rock.
It consist of Japanese rock artists who generaly dress in a gothic or gothic-lolita style.

Some J-rock Bands to check out are Malice Mizer, Moi Dix Moid, Larc en Ciel, An Cafe and Miyavi (who is the best)

by YoungYulia September 2, 2006

J-Rock

A man with unrivaled sexual prowess. he has huge yet defined muscles due to his copious sexual activity and is known to only copulate with the finest of females (models, actresses, singers etc). Some men are intimidated or feel nervous around women they find sexually attractive. not him.

Hot Bitch 1: Woah look how sexy that guy is over there. I know his jeans aren't particularly tight-fitting but I swear I can see the outline of his thick, meaty cock.

Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.

Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J-Rock!

by tasty bitch May 28, 2011

J-rock

Mostly crappy rock music. It's Japanese rock music hince the J for Japanese. Most of the "singers" dress like women and follow the 70's glam rock idea. Although the music not lyrics are alright most of the lyrics when translated into english or even read in Japanese don't make sence. It's about as coharent as J-Rap and equaly bad.

Otaku-Oh my god J-rock is soooo much better then American or British rock!

Me-Japan is behind the times when it comes to rock and Japan should make their own style rather then steal it.

by Woogy January 6, 2005

J-Rated

J-Rated is anything that is appropriate for people named "Jade." It lies between PG-13 and Rated R.

This Yaoi is not J-Rated!

by Swaouza September 10, 2013

j roc

1. A mexican "wanna be" rapper or rap artist
2. Non african american rap artist

Did you see that j roc yesterday? Man he spit some cool lyrics

by Epiffanne July 27, 2006

J-Rock

1. A young basketball player, particularly younger than most of his / her team mates.

2. Babyface
3. Someone who is of great talent in the field of cosmetology.
4. A complimentary nickname for someone who is great in the field of Cosmetology.

I got a fresh fade yesterday, my barber pulled a J-ROCK, it looks fresh as sh*t!

by disslin November 22, 2011