Make a Jp

To fail so bad that people start doubting about the existence of your brain, or start referring to you as brainless.

I got a 0% on the test, I think I made a Jp.
I made a Jp yesterday, people started saying my dog has a higher IQ than me.
If you make a Jp, than your IQ is lower than a gold fish.

by titsrainbowssparkle November 1, 2014

jp krueger

someone with an abnormally large male reproductice organ

the JP Krueger saved the world from destruction and made love to all of the women left on the planet

by Paula Deffer October 16, 2003

Dirty JP

When you do your skincare routine with your own semen

i walked into my friends house and he was doing the 'Dirty JP'

by Tino2Trappy February 16, 2023

JP

Originally "Jizz in Pussy", Now commonly used as a slang term for sex, a hot girl, a group of girls (JP's).

Wow, I'd like to JP her!

Damn I need a JP..

by JP All Day June 11, 2007

dirty jp

A dirty jp is a small fuck that smokes too much weed and plays video games

Yo bro i met this dirty JP cunt did fuck all but master bate and play video games

by Nomme bou April 16, 2020

JP

A value of 9e99 km

A theoretical number that supposedly determines the length of Jordan's Penis. (Theoretical because no living person can confirm this) Many scientists have traveled great distances to determine the true value, but the feat has proved too impossible. By using calculations, scientists have approximated a number that may be close to the actual length of Jordan's Penis. God only knows how many men have lost their lives to discover if an end even exists. Trying to measure even a fraction of her/his penis institutionalised one of the words most renowned scientists for 3 months. The true value may never be know.

JP is the reason the Big Bang occured.

by Sole survivor December 16, 2011

Jp

a big fuckin monkey that likes bananas and has a sexy dad

wow look at that fag jp

by mankey fucker May 25, 2018