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A more contentious hybrid that accepts common descent but posits that evolution alone is insufficient to explain life's complexity. It argues for identifiable, divinely engineered interventions at key points (like the Cambrian Explosion or the origin of consciousness) within the evolutionary timeline. It's not Young Earth Creationism, but it still insists on detectable "design signatures" in the genetic code or fossil record, a claim mainstream evolutionary biology vehemently rejects.
Example: "He argued for Evolutionary Intelligent Design, claiming the genetic code was 'front-loaded' with information for future body plans. 'Evolution is the car,' he'd say, 'but God installed the GPS with the destination pre-programmed.' Biologists replied that the car built its own GPS on the road." Evolutionary Intelligent Design
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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Evolutionary Empathy

The biological principle of commutative support across life forms, where organisms help, protect, or share resources with others to increase collective survival and evolution.
Trees use Evolutionary Empathy by sending nutrients through their root networks to support struggling neighbors.
by Lilac.in.a.Sack October 6, 2025
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Premature Isolation

The act of isolating a girl at a bar, club, party, or other social engagement well before the necessary time that is required to actually close or seal it.

Defined as running an isolation set on a girl earlier in occurrence than anticipated or necessary. Usually involves the act of trapping the desired hoe in a particular spot or corner of sed establishment for an exorbitant amount of time.

See also: "Pulling a Kennedy"
Have you ever heard of premature isolation bro, you wanna win the championship you run ISO late in the game, not early....watch a Heat game.

Everyone know you only go ISO late in the 4th, what is this kid doing he's been talking to the same girl over there and hasn't moved for 4 hours, and its only midnight!

Look at the dude over there premature isolating, he has had that cutie pinned down for hours and hasn't talked to anyone else...what a fag.

OMG look at this freaking Kennedy running premature isolation likes it his job, that poor poor girl has been stuck in the corner of the bar all night!
by Snach_Crusher October 31, 2012
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Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.
by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017
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nocturnal isolation

nocturnal isolation is an example of subconscious suggestion and mind control, meaning you can't go out at night, but it's also brain washing by it's pronunciation.
nocturnal isolation is inforced in many countries. It's an astral attack. Dirty minds think in time!
by Bryn Benn March 28, 2020
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Prohibited Evolution

Saffron Stained Gang. The way of life. Prohibitedly evolving. The new world order. The new Supreme. Prohibited Evolution. Oakley Brooks is the gang leader.
Person 1: Dude your not even Prohibited Evolution, get the fuck away from me. You are unconscious.
Person 2: I’m sorry dude.
by SaffronStainedGang69 April 5, 2020
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Opiniotive Isolation

(uh-pin-yuh-tiv; eye-so-lait-shun)
(n.)
1. When a person has an opinion that is different than/opposes the popular opinion, but everyone except that person follows the popular opinion, creating an isolation of that person in the opinion's subject matter because there is barely anyone else that follows/ agrees with the person's opinion or a similar opinion.

Ex: "Paper Mario Sticker Star and Color Splash are better than Super Paper Mario and TTYD (The Thousand Year old Door)."
I feel opiniotive isolation because I think water tastes better evaporated.
by Other_Person June 15, 2020
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