central iowa gas can

When a friend or family member runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere and you bring them a red Honda generator instead of a real Gas Can.

Logan ran out of gas again so I brought him a central Iowa Gas Can to teach him a lesson.

by Meng22 January 19, 2018

Dunkerton Iowa

Small farming community located in NE Iowa. The exciting part of the town is Kwik Star. It consists of a community school, and a CO-OP.

Oh hey did you go to "Dunkerton Iowa?"

Yeah, I saw a tractor

Expected

by ekimsiome April 22, 2013

jefferson iowa

A place were you complain it is too warm in the summer and too cold in the winter

"I'm from Jefferson Iowa"

by Pengeeeeee9 December 15, 2018

Johnston, Iowa

A pretty decent town, it's just that most of the people suck. Pretty much all you will find here are ugly orange bleach blonde hoes, and immature douche bag guys who need to desperately go through puberty. Almost all of the girls look the same, act the same, dress the same, like the same things, etc. They will not like you if you arent like them. But then again, who wants to be friends with a bunch of annoying brats? Theres also a lot of posers, and fakes. Seriously, people need to just be themselves. Is it really that hard? The main schools here are Summit Middle school, Johnston Middle, and the High School.

Christine: lyk z000mg anna look @ my gauges. i am SOOOOO hardxcore. gettin drunk tonight yahhH!!!!

Anna: i just wanna fuck up and smoke weed because it makes me cool. im lyk SOOOO EMO i have a SEPTUM ring you gaiss and im lyk anorexic

Allie: S00 $C3nE SUCK Mi CUNTTTT

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Brooke: Like omg! Im like so going to the Justin Bieber concert with my bffl Britney tomorrow like yeah! Justin is like so hawt! xoxoxox

Keshia: Being orange makes me HAWT and SEXI the oranger the better gurlies!! xoxo Everyones just jealous of me because im perfect, i fucking own Johnston

This sums up the town of Johnston, Iowa.

by stay true <3 December 12, 2010

Waukee, Iowa

An up and coming town in

Iowa filled with rich, stuck up assholes, dick-sucking whores, and cocky, arrogant guys.

Person A: "Damnit I hate Waukee, Iowa"
Person B" "So does everybody, man"

by MTOWN33 November 26, 2011

Boo City, Iowa

A mythological city inhabited by obscenely ugly females discovered by Lewis & Clark, but is now a term to describe a general gathering of unattractive women. Examples: University of Chicago, Stanford University.

The girls here suck, we must be in Boo City, Iowa. I got no bid on this place. This place is single boo minus and falling fast!

by Rufus McDoofus November 17, 2003

Malvern, Iowa

This small towns holds a ton of fat-ass, sluty meth-heads. Worst education, and horrible service. You can't get anything helped here. And a total lack of shopping.

Wanna get high? Go to Malvern, Iowa!

by usei March 4, 2011