Clinton, Iowa

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Made by a Clinton, Iowa native

by Yourdaddy321 January 19, 2020

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candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

by Reninu March 15, 2025

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Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.

Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man

by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021

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Iowa

A sacred word shared between two idiot best friends who are teenagers but have the minds of 4 year olds.

Hey what’s up, IOWA, ha ha ha ha, Iowa

by Iowa man February 18, 2022

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Also Iowa Lamps or Greenhorns. The way rural newcomers and persons from the provinces stare for prolonged periods of time at urban dwellers, usually with a disbelieving, gawky incredulity. The gaze predictably derives not only from the usual unfamiliarity with the pace, rhythms and protocols of city life, but also an unmistakable unlettered and unsophisticated countenance and temperament.

Sari and I tend to avoid certain urban attractions moreso in the summer than other times of the year. Places like the arcade, central fountain and the boardwalk are simply not pleasurable with all those largely rural, out-of-town tourists out and about. They tend to stare at the locals with those Iowa Eyes or Lamps as if we were circus freaks or zoo animals.

by Virgin Suicides April 4, 2024

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