Malvern, Iowa a shitty small town full of incest families. Where STDs are spread through the air. Where their educating is fake news. And where the drama is always poppin. This town is filled with drug addicts and farmers. They might be putting the food on the table but it’s Guaranteed laced with something. The town where people get hit by trains and where the fair ground is the best place to get fucked! They also have the most expensive food because they are some good town. So go on ahead. Go stop at Malvern,Iowa.
by GwoodInTheHouse! May 26, 2018
Get the Malvern,Iowa mug.by Yourdaddy321 January 19, 2020
Get the Clinton, Iowa mug.
by Wittyruss February 4, 2020
Get the Iowa mug.The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020
Get the Colfax, Iowa mug.by El Walkerama February 23, 2020
Get the Iowa hush puppy mug.by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020
Get the Iowa Crunch Bar mug.