A small iowa town in Tweaker Valley, Where the neighbors sweep the front yard, mow the yard at 2am and have a race track in the backyard.
by Wellendowedfromtheeyebrowsdown May 28, 2020
Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022
by Bobertf3 January 1, 2022
The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020
by Myapeters<3 July 18, 2021
"'We arrested him for dope, but he ended up having three bodies in his trunk. We sure pulled an Iowa there."
by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021
by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020