internet

Something that allows people to pay money to look at advertisements for products they'll never buy while calling each other 'asshats.'

by Baller July 7, 2003

internets

The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual.

I hax ur internets, n00b.

Jerry, get off your internets and do some damn work.

by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007

internet

Home of the pale thin nerd kids of America.

The internet has bred a new generation of worthless turds.

by super duper pooper scooper April 26, 2006

Internet

a place where an insecure man/woman in his/her late 30's go to make other people think they're something they're not...

i.e.(Comic book guy from The Simpsons)

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

internetically

done by means of the internet.

She and I are friends only internetically.

by pooter234 January 25, 2010

Internet

A-Are you serious? What kind of moron are you?

You're looking up Internet in the Urban Dictionary. Get off. Now.

by DarkspineSilver1 January 6, 2014

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005