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internal fart

A fart that is denied acces into the world so in retaliation it runs back into your colon screaming,"I hate you!"
We know this diolouge as the sound of an internal fart.
As a fart tried to slip past my anus I refused to let it fly. It then turned into an internal fart.
by Fart Connoisseur November 19, 2013
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internet

a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.
what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing
by BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh July 19, 2009
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internest

The concoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet.
1. Hey were's Jane tonight?
Oh she didn't want to leave her internest.

2. Tom knew that eating pizza in his internest was a bad idea, but it was just too warm and snuggly.
by angrywhiteflag November 9, 2009
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internet commando

A person who enters internet chatrooms with the intent to gain the group's trust and then pick a fight. The internet commando is usually a male 30-something who lives in his parent's basement.
I was playing poker on line last night and some Internet Commando got in on the chat and told me he'd pull my bottom lip over my head.
by Larry Tiita October 6, 2009
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internal screaming

When someone seems to be content and has a normal expression, but in reality they are silently screaming for reasons like boredom, anger, fear, etc.
1. Doing internal screaming can happen when you see something extremely cringeworthy
2. The lesson was so fucking boring that i had to internally scream
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Internet crush

Someone you meet purely by chance online and begin to chance on a whim or by a feeling. However, by chatting you get excited for every text he/she will send, although you don't know the person as much you would by real life terms. An internet crush is built mainly from hope, potential, and curiosity of another person but regardless still strong sensation of those emotion. May be accompanied by wishful thinking. A result of the information age and modern technology connecting youth across the world. Many people have the strongest relationships built from a internet crush to long distance relationship.
-Hey Bill, that girl you've been talking to, she's across the country and you're too heart-swept too quickly
-Yeah, I know, its an internet crush.
by Subtle hint April 20, 2018
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International Baccalaureate

Because of the International Baccalaureate program, I am constantly stressed out, am missing out on the "best years of my life", and rarely have a weekend to have fun with friends due to the insane amounts of homework assigned. I also feel that it's all for naught.
by JamieJustice September 24, 2006
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