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Intellectual

only intellectuals understand ๐Ÿ™‚
Local kidnapper: What is an intellectual? Child:only an intellectual will understand ๐Ÿ˜
by bigballfatmanball March 8, 2020
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pseudo-intellectual

Someone who tries way too hard to be smart by presenting false facts that they got from the first result they Googled/YouTubed and bragging way too much about how smart they are. Many pseudo-intellectuals also use terms like "woke", "red-pilled", "sheep/sheeple", and "third-eye" and also think that doing LSD and Coke makes them a genius. Will often go against popular opinions/ideas (which isn't necessarily a bad thing) but will do so without any reason other than wanting to stand out. Looks down on everyone who isn't them or who doesn't fall for their bullshit. Very insecure. See: Conspiracy Theorist & Narcissist.
Guy #1: I'm wise beyond my years man, I'm only 18 and I know everything about religion, politics, business, and life.
Guy #2: *thinks "Wow, what a fucking douche-bag."* Uh, good for you I guess. Kinda odd to say you're wise beyond your years but okay.
Guy#1: Its true, by the end of this year I'll be a millionaire and I'll laugh at everyone wasting their time at bullshit jobs. I opened my third-eye and became red-pilled as fuck from doing acid so many times.
Guy #2 and Everyone else he says this bullshit to: Yeah....okay bud. *thinking "This guy's annoying Jesus Christ".*

The pseudo-intellectual is a strange breed, most people can recognize one a mile-away but some people fall for their bullshit because some are very charming.
by Gar-Gar Binks November 4, 2018
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The refusal to acknowledge the professional acumen of an ethnicity other than one's own, based on a stereotype and position that one's racial/ethnic background is superior.
Ex 1: The intellectual ethno-dismissiveness (IED Complex)of voters who discredit the validity of President Barack Obama's abilities in office, fueled the Tea-Party movement.

Ex 2: A minority expert in his or her field is questioned or double-checked on findings. Meanwhile, the response of someone who fits the challenger's idea of "the expert" may have little or no experience, but is respected and accepted with few questions.
by C.C. Network October 21, 2010
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intellectual elitist

One who has background knowledge about a subject and whose claims are supported facts. Those without the necessary and relevant knowledge often claim that those with knowledge are elitists.
The term intellectual elitism has arisen recently with the birth of the reactionary and racist Tea Party, but there has been a growing bias against informed, educated people since Ronald Reagan was the President of the U.S.
Fox entertainment news anchor Glenn Beck believes that everyone with more than a fifth grade education is an intellectual elitist.
by smart_citizen October 19, 2010
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Intellectual masturbation

To engage in a passionate discussion with someone you are feicely sttracted to about a subject that fascinates the pair of you intensely, to the point at which one or both participants become sexually aroused.
S: "Human history is a series of revolutions of the modes of production"
J: "Mmm... Keep talking dialectics to me, I'm almost at full mast"
S: "Go play with your means of reproduction"
J: "This is some intense intellectual masturbation"
by Mr. Comrade August 17, 2015
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aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual

"What's your religion?"

" aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual. i R winz 4ever."

Hehe you said " I are winz "

Footnote:
Just wiki: aestheticism, Nietzsche

Then Urbandictionary :
Pseudo intellectual
Then Wiki Cogito Ergo Sum

Because anything worth knowing is worth working hard for.

That is the meaning of aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual.
by Clarence Senterekxentrix November 27, 2010
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Hip Hop "Intellectual"

Real hip-hop is just poetry from the streets, full of complex medefores, suffering and a real cynic view on life, unlike people like 50 Cent etc. who are just in it for the money. "Most intellectuals only half listen,"-lyrics from a Nas song, most intellectuals never think of looking at the subtext, or even consider their is any, they just assume that since rappers come from the streets that they can't even spell medefore, non the less spin very complex ones. A Hip Hop intellectual is a person intelligent enough to understand hip hop; an intelligent person that likes rap, unlike the previous entry by "Medicine Man"
"Hip Hop Police" by Chamillionaire is about how being a rap fan is basically a crime in aristocrats eyes, with all the starving children and poverty people they think profanity in rap needs to be delt with first,to like rap is a crime, if you understand that than you're probably a hip hop "intellectual", you have to be quite smart to fully get rap, once you do, you usually like it.
by Stephen Danyiles January 4, 2008
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