- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.
- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess
- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess
by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020
Get the Instagram flexingmug. When mostly girls think that they are fat, obese, ect. when they have normal healthy weight and they want to lose big portion of their weight. Example: From 65kg to 50kg.
It is really hard, maybe impossible to fix this.
It is really hard, maybe impossible to fix this.
Tom: My girlfriend thinks that she is fat and she wants to lose weight.
Jerry: Standard Instagram syndrome.
Jerry: Standard Instagram syndrome.
by PanDavey January 6, 2022
Get the Instagram syndromemug. Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.
by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016
Get the instagram goobermug. The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.
The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.
The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.
"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"
"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."
"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"
"What kind of option is that?
"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."
"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"
"What kind of option is that?
by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014
Get the instagram apologymug. A person who uses the app to get more likes and followers / a female who thinks they are the shit because they get a lot of Ig Likes
by Scrub ass females August 5, 2016
Get the Instagram roachmug. Like a makeover, but instead of changing the way you/someone else's Instagram appears. Some people say that social media is an extension of the person, but I disagree. You can be a great person and have great traits but have a terrible ig. I don't know how else to say it.
Oh my god, who's that new kid?
That's Grayson. He's cute, and he seems nice, but he is in desperate need of an Instagram makeover.
That's Grayson. He's cute, and he seems nice, but he is in desperate need of an Instagram makeover.
by henry1272838442 January 6, 2023
Get the Instagram Makeovermug. 1: Person who provides lavish support for someone to depict an image or lifestyle on Instagram. Up-leveled Instagram Boyfriend.
2: a male parent on Instagram
2: a male parent on Instagram
by Chuberto September 20, 2021
Get the Instagram Daddymug.