The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
by G Woods November 07, 2019
by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021
When you pull your boxer strap down bellow your balls to take a piss in a urinal and the strap comes back and slaps your balls resulting in extreme pain
by Slick philosopher October 09, 2015
Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."
Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."
Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."
by entrancetheory April 07, 2013
Juddson's Theory goes as such - When going to a bar club any watering hole or any wheres for that matter, your chances of picking up are drastically increased when you do not have a condom or some kind of sexual protection on your person.
Romeo- " Hey man you packin heat tonight(condoms)?"
Juddson- " Naw b'y, Its bad luck ya bitz."
.. And Juddson's Theory was born.
Juddson- " Naw b'y, Its bad luck ya bitz."
.. And Juddson's Theory was born.
by AitkenRomeo June 03, 2006
by Karen..david January 23, 2010
An awesome band that almost no had heard of before they began touring with lynard skynard and breaking benjamin. Rich is the lead singer and is accompanied by 2 guitar players and a drummer. Listen to hell yeah and you'll see what I mean. They. kick. ass.
Hey are you going to see Rev Theory play with Breaking Benjamin?
Yeah man. Better bring a towel cause you're gonna skeet yourself.
Yeah man. Better bring a towel cause you're gonna skeet yourself.
by four20 October 14, 2009