by choco (real!) December 24, 2021

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
by Aquamissle November 2, 2023

The illegality of that is off the charts
by Gastrodon423 January 3, 2022

by acidringo April 19, 2018

by Lameguy July 28, 2018

Mike was caught taking it up the butt at the public park. He was charged with illegal motion in his backfield.
by Poopsie45 January 26, 2025

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021
