neo welfare

A living situation in the online game Neopets where you are unable to verify your account to begin earning money for your pet and are forced to live on the 5000 neopoints given to you, omlettes from the giant omlette, and soup from the soup kitchen.

John: Have you bought anything new for your Neopet?
Jane: No, I can't. I'm living on neo welfare. My poor gelert is living on omlettes!

by Sabrina Fairchild October 6, 2010

welfare school

ST.MATTHEWS SCHOOL in Calgary Alberta Canada..... good city .... bad school.... the walls are mad of styrofoam and cardboard... burns easily

" Hahahaha you fucking go to St. matts!?!? hahaha stupid fucking welfare school!"

by smiley May 22, 2003

Welfare Vampire

When a welfare recipient is also a goth and names their kids stupid shit after the Crow or any character from an Anne Rice novel.

You're on section 8 and your name is Lestat? You must be a welfare vampire bitch!

by Mandy the Mullet Slayer August 14, 2014

Welfare parasite

Welfare parasite is an inaccurate, hateful term used to slur those on welfare. The term is usually thrown about by poorly educated, racist white trash, barely hovering above welfare themselves, as code word for "lazy blacks."

Because I am an ignoramus, I get all worked up about the paltry amounts given to so-called welfare parasites, but never bitch about the trillions given to the parasitic wealthy.

by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011

hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner

Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)

by Bryan May 13, 2005

Irish welfare

Getting a job on the police force or fire department.

Hey Seamus, have you seen Sean around? No, he's on Irish welfare and is works mid-nights.

by Ed Boron September 27, 2018

Welfare Whore

Nerdy white guys that whack three times a day or more and are obsessed with romans.

Guy is a welfare whore.

by Fluffy March 3, 2003