A waste of time. You learn derivatives, but it is unnecessary unless you want to be an engineer. Don't take this course if you love your free time.
by sunnyka November 11, 2020
Get the IB SL Mathmug. IBS is short for "i bust shit"
It is a condition that makes you shit too much, and that might make you die. (sourse: trust me)
Many people have died from IBS, like your mom, my mom, and joe biden.
It is a condition that makes you shit too much, and that might make you die. (sourse: trust me)
Many people have died from IBS, like your mom, my mom, and joe biden.
Guy 1: "My doctor said i might have IBS, because i be bussin' too much shit, and that is dangerous for my life"
Guy 2: "Damn dude, that shit sucks"
Guy 2: "Damn dude, that shit sucks"
by BrigitteFelix August 19, 2022
Get the IBSmug. by life with Jaz January 2, 2023
Get the IBSmug. Person 1: Hey are you doing the IB program?
Person 2: Oh you mean, the International Bullshit program?
Person 2: Oh you mean, the International Bullshit program?
by elmoiloveu October 16, 2020
Get the IBmug. Welcome to the International Baccalaureate Organization. Here, you will experience a vivid simulation of abyss and hell. You will build your skill as an IB Learner, and recognize the importance of handling personal breakdowns. In IB, you will encounter many opportunities that are recommended by past victims to escape from; despite the obvious answer being IBO itself, students are encouraged to disregard their responsibility in the Extended Essay, CAS Experiences, and Theory of Knowledge. In a extent, students are emboldened to run away from the mental illnesses that come forth with the Diploma Programme.
I hope you rot in IB
He sold his soul to IB
"The beast that thou sawest was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the IBO and to go into perdition."
"And if you gaze for long into an IB, the IB gazes also into you."
He sold his soul to IB
"The beast that thou sawest was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the IBO and to go into perdition."
"And if you gaze for long into an IB, the IB gazes also into you."
by 吾自深渊来 September 23, 2020
Get the IBmug. Pronounced "ibb" an Ib is an "Ignorant Belligerent". A young person 14-22 who causes trouble and is an overall nuisance.
Too old to be a jit
Too old to be a jit
Look at those ib's
Yo ib help me out
Oh look, it's those Ib's back to cause trouble again.
Yo ib that car ain't gon' last much longer witchu abusin it like that
Yo ib help me out
Oh look, it's those Ib's back to cause trouble again.
Yo ib that car ain't gon' last much longer witchu abusin it like that
by tr4shk4nl1ck3r4, 000 June 10, 2024
Get the Ibmug. International Baccalaureate or International Bullshit, which was probably introduced by a bunch of Swiss grandpas to make students' lives a fucking hell since 1968. You are required to sacrifice your hobbies, interests, social life, sleep, a daily dose of sunshine and life :3
Students are asked (no they are forced) to take 3 Standard Level Subjects and 3 Higher Level subjects, but some intellectual mfs take FUCKING 4 HIGHER LEVEL SUBJECTS to pass this diploma. There is a "philosophical" subject called the Theory of Knowledge (which is compulsory btw) where you either watch Ted Talks in class, dose off or question your existence. Trust me, I am still questioning my music album collection because of this subject.
Next is an Extended Essay which would earlier make you feel excited because you would get a chance to write something you like BUT later you would have realised that killing yourself would be better. It is 4000 words btw.
And my favorite portion, CAS aka how to socialise and make your life hell. You are also required to do a CAS project which your teacher would reject while buttering you up and imposing THEIR ideas on YOUR project (my teacher rejected my project).
In short, if you get a chance to do IB, DON'T DO IT!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Doing IB made me question my academic strength and made me suicidal, to those who are either doing MYP or a different curriculum, RUN from The IB while you still can :D
Students are asked (no they are forced) to take 3 Standard Level Subjects and 3 Higher Level subjects, but some intellectual mfs take FUCKING 4 HIGHER LEVEL SUBJECTS to pass this diploma. There is a "philosophical" subject called the Theory of Knowledge (which is compulsory btw) where you either watch Ted Talks in class, dose off or question your existence. Trust me, I am still questioning my music album collection because of this subject.
Next is an Extended Essay which would earlier make you feel excited because you would get a chance to write something you like BUT later you would have realised that killing yourself would be better. It is 4000 words btw.
And my favorite portion, CAS aka how to socialise and make your life hell. You are also required to do a CAS project which your teacher would reject while buttering you up and imposing THEIR ideas on YOUR project (my teacher rejected my project).
In short, if you get a chance to do IB, DON'T DO IT!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Doing IB made me question my academic strength and made me suicidal, to those who are either doing MYP or a different curriculum, RUN from The IB while you still can :D
Student 1: How's your girlfriend?
Student 2: She's great man, how's yours student 3?
Student 3: Girlfriend? I haven't talked to her in MONTHS! I DO IB!!!
Student 4: *I have 4 Higher Level subjects, and I also do the IB. Will I ever get into a relationship??"
Student 2: She's great man, how's yours student 3?
Student 3: Girlfriend? I haven't talked to her in MONTHS! I DO IB!!!
Student 4: *I have 4 Higher Level subjects, and I also do the IB. Will I ever get into a relationship??"
by imjustagworl June 12, 2024
Get the IBmug.