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silver hummer

When an elderly person with silver hair gives you a blowjob
by 1rand0m February 2, 2024
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two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee
Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair
by Justascot December 10, 2020
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hummer

a hummer is a gummer with teeth
Ri got an NK hummer from pope last night.
by rigetsnon February 23, 2021
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Red Hummer

If this happens, you're doing it wrong!
Bitch, you're not supposed to use your teeth! That's a red Hummer!
by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022
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Hummer

The name for an SUV brand originally designed for military use but later changed for civilian purposes after Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted one.

The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV; colloquial: M998 Humvee) The military Humvee was originally used in the army such as the Iraq War.

For a very brief period, a civilian version was sold as the 1996 AM General Hummer for a few years before AM General sold the rights to General Motors (GM) so that GM could sell the civilian SUV.

GM created a new division named Hummer where it produced the H1 model (based off of AM Generals '96 civilian model). GM also made the smaller H2 and H3 models before the 2009 economic crisis forced GM to cut the Hummer, Pontiac, and Saturn.

Recently in 2021, GM reincarnated the Hummer, not as a division but this time as a vehicle model through the GMC division. It will be sold as a staggering 9000lb electric suv and electric pickup as a huge middle finger to the angry treehuggers that used to vandalize the vehicle out of jealousy when they would pass by it.
Person 1: Dude this EV Hummer kicks ass, now I can watch Mad-At-Gas-Car treehuggers on my portable TV while driving.

*Watches treehuggers on news channel through satellite connection *

Person 1: Hahahahah those animals are so fucking funny, they make me want to merge without looking.

*Merges his 9000lb Hummer into a flimsily built Tesla*
by Welldavis December 7, 2021
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Hummer Pack

When you dog someone in a fortnite wager so bad they put holes in the wall.
I just beat them 25-13 in box fights, WE BLAZING THAT HUMMER PACK
by wfsgfthfygscxstaxseatr January 23, 2022
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Hummer H2

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy
“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”
by Shaqitus October 10, 2021
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