hedge pig

Short fat ugly woman.

Look out, There is a hedge pig coming this way.

by Jme May September 20, 2006

Huddersfield

The biggest and best town in Britain who did NOT pay the referee to let them beat Lincoln in the 2003 - 2004 football season. Won promotion in Cardiff to League One on May 31st 2004, beating Mansfield 4 - 1 on penalties.

And Huddersfield have won promotion here in Cardiff!

by Htafc_lass October 28, 2004

gutted hedgehog

Female Genitalia; most commonly used to describe an especially frightening/ugly/hairy vagina. Is often used in Australia.

Crikeey maate, did you see her gutted hedgehog?? I suggest that you stick to her cornhole.

by Vaginal- cream pie September 15, 2006

sonic the hedgehog

A blue hedgehog...though a hero, is one of Knuckle's biggest rivals...and that is something we cannot cope with. The only thing he has that Knuckles does not, is slightly better taste in music.

Sonic buys donuts from Timothy's Dad.
Sonic is a Kilographic.
Sonic is a Kilogrump.
Sonic is big in Japan, land of Ochigawa.
Rival of Knuckles The Echidna

by Def_226 August 10, 2003

Hedger

Someone of Anglo-Russian descent who is notorious yet illusive in his home town or city and is most commonly feared by small children and minority groups.

Can also be used to describe someone who is mentally unstable or involved crimes against peace.

John: I saw Nick in New Milton the other day. . . i've heard so much about his crimes against peace.

Mark: Are you sure it was him? He's very illusive.

John: Oh yeah, he's a proper Hedger.

by Philip hahahahahaha May 21, 2009

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004

baby hedgehog

Another phrase for a mans scrotum.

I found a baby hedgehog in the park the other day and took it home only to find a naked man attatched to it.

by Baron Von Batwing January 14, 2005