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hoes be like

Used to describe the way a female does something or may even describe her personality (which doesn't exist)
Usually used to describe all females in general
hoes be like "hoes be like" but they the hoes that be like hoes be like.
by graces secret January 3, 2021
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by more hoes2x September 25, 2018
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Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.
Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..
by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020
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Hi Hoes

The phrase and song used by the 7 Dwarfs whenever the Kardashians walk by.
The 7 Dwarfs: Hi Hoes, Hi Hoes, It's Off to Where You Go.
by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023
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it's rainin hoes

when you see alot of females at a place who want nothing but sex and wants anybody
''it's rainin hoes'' in this bitch
by thta girl December 16, 2009
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flows before hoes

when a debater rejects going out since they have to prepare for a debate
matt: hey dave, you wanna go to that party with me tonight?
dave: nah man, flows before hoes
by passive October 12, 2016
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Bros before hoes

Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.

Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.
Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.

Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.
by Immaturkey October 30, 2018
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