hooty pucker

Uncontrollable sobbing usually during the projection of a sentence.

Sally's hooty pucker's were so bad we couldn't understand a word she was saying.

by joe62890 February 20, 2011

Hoity Toit

A she/man that watches cow and chicken while listening to a screaming baby.

Oh damn, shut up, I'm hoity toiting.

by claireragein4 August 20, 2011

Hopysmotis

When someone sneezes on someone and that person does not notice or the person sneezing pretends it didn't happen. This can also be applied when someone sneezes in or on an object - the same rules apply.

'I did a stealthy hopysmotis in Charlotte's porridge this morning'

by Gotham in ashes December 24, 2014

Hottymcfotty

That one guy you think is just so damn sexy that you can't help but just look at him nonstop

Omg that guy is so damn sexy , what a hottymcfotty

by Misslinds May 15, 2017

hoptical illusion

1. The effects of brewing on the eyesight causing things / people to seem different to reality
2. Anything seen through beer goggles

"Wow!! Check out that stunner over the other end of the bar!"
"Nah mate, she's a hoptical illusion"

by Marvel dee cee June 22, 2017

Hopticblast

A PvP god who will fuck anyone up.

Pomeroy doesn’t have shit on HopticBlast, he is the best PvPer known to man kind.

by HopticBlast October 13, 2017

hostytoasty

A great person who can be an asshole. Can be used for any gender. When yelled at or ignored it's heard to tell how they will deal with that situation. Emotional and loves people easily. Very smart, weird, and funny. Meeting a HostyToasty is once in a life time, so make it last!

I met this unique person, they're a Hostytoasty

by Hastton November 5, 2017