Hooned

Getting bitch slapped with knowledge.

"Dude, you got hooned.

by OnionSneeze June 19, 2014

Hooded Villan

An un circumcized member

Lex: Eww...
Mugs: Whats the matter
Lex: You didnt tell me you had a hooded villan. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

by T.Studley September 12, 2006

Hooned

The act of being publicly humiliated more than one time in a given day

Youve just been Hooned

by Hoonster September 20, 2008

hooded maganzer

used to describe the uncircumcised penis when stinky and sweaty

damn honey ur hooded maganzer smells like a sack of assholes!!!

by Alex Calarco November 8, 2007

horomedy

A horror flick that is also funny! Kind of like a romantic-comedy, but a Horror-comedy (note the cleverness which I can NOT take credit for).
i.e. I thought the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was funny when the old man was using the sledge hammer on that girl's head at the dinner table!

OMG! Did you see that new Horomedy!?!?! I'm so glad that no one was in the theatre when I saw it cuz I was LMAO!!!!

by Miss Xero April 17, 2008

hooked

When you get a fish hook with a weak string attatched to it, and shove it up a girls pussy or asshole. Then you pull the string until it breaks, so the hook will be stuck.

i hooked this guys mom yesterday..fuck..his dad was mad at me.

by coak October 24, 2006

Hooded blindfold

Having a girl give you head why you are driving to your house so she won't know where you live.

I gave Melissa a Hooded blindfold so I won't have to worry about her stalking me.

by missispokes April 28, 2009