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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
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anal hitlier

The action of bumming a hole of either sex and whipping your knobbler out before cumming, flipping the recipeant over and quickly slapping the end of your dick over the centre of the top lip whilst throwing your arm in the air and shouting a german word.
He says...."Quick baby, i've come"
She says...."oh darling, give me a kiss"

Pull out, flip, 'slap!!@*!*!!!'
"SCHNUFFELN SIE DIESES WEIBCHEN!!"

You've been a victim of an anal hitlier love!
by Louie Stimplton October 31, 2007
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Aldon Hilter

The guy that brings you much joy when playing CS:GO. He only buys the Negev and unpolitely refuses to buy anything else as you lose 14-16 against 4 bots
Ah man, Aldon Hilter is on my team again. He only buys the fucking Negev.
by CUCLOVER August 22, 2022
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Hither, thither and yon

Everywhere; Here, there and everywhere

From hither (“here, in this place”), thither (“there, in that place”) and yon (“over there, in a distant place”)

The title of a 1961 song by Brook Benton.
So long had I sought a love sweet and true
Hither, thither and yon did I roam
Yet the love I desired was here all along
Just across the way from home
by Alex-2598 February 9, 2023
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alden hiller

(n)-An especially gay, yet cool male who gets all the cock he wants; also a bottle of spray paint

(adj.)-Gay or having a good fashion sense
(n)-Hey! Whos that gay guy walking down the street?
-Why that's Alden Hiller!!!!!!!!

(n)- they wont sell me any Alden HIller!
- Well no wonder! you're not 18 yet

(adj)- You're Alden Hiller
by 8900 December 14, 2008
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adolph hidtler

the name that is used by teens to hide on kahoot so they won the game
by leon sagen January 8, 2019
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hence thither and thence hither

They're totally railing each other tonight!
They're gonna be doing hence thither and thence hither all night long.
by Master of beargreen February 25, 2024
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