A hitler

A Hitler is when you stick your finger up your ass, and smeer the shit on there upper lip, while either asleep, sadated or unconcoisus on your kitchen floor

"has that little boy not noticed that he has a hitler on his lip"
"Yeah I gave this kid a hitler while he was ODing on mesciline"

by Andrew Ricardo May 13, 2006

hitler

1. fascist bastard responsible for the killing of millions of innocent people.
2. the worst facial hair there is. if you go outside with a hitler moustache, you'll get your ass kicked by a hundred angry jews.

guy #1: hey, look at my new stache!
guy #2: you can't go out with that hitler moustache, you'll get your ass kicked!

by lalliman March 21, 2011

the hitler

It's when your friend is sleeping, and you take his thumb and shove it up his ass. then you take the shit covered finger and rub it right under his nose. it looks like they have the Adolf Hitler mustache, aka the square above the lip.

John: You smell that shit?
Tom: LOL no...i don't ;)
John: something smells like shit around here.l funny.
Tom: XP!!!! Someone gave you the Hitler!!! LOL LOL OMFG!!1!!
John: Shit. that's fucked up

by [e-mail] July 30, 2008

hitler

the worst,most evil person ever

hitler is a doushbag

by futuramafan April 29, 2008

hitlered

The act of sticking a finger into your rectum and wiping the residue on a persons upper lip that when dryed, resembles a moustache like Adolf Hitler's.

When Butters' was asleep last night, I gave him a Hitler.

by machima April 23, 2003

hitler

Meanie butt.

Asshole

This girl called me a hobag so I called her hitler!

by save the drama for yo llama July 29, 2008

hitlerism

used to define any of a set of ideas, actions, or terms that could be associated with that of Hitler or Nazis.

by Null January 28, 2003