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hillbilly talk 

Describes a false statement that is generally spread within very small (and melodrama filled) social circles... Usually stating that something is a certain way when in reality it isn't even close to being true. Their social circle is so small minded, that they themselves start to believe that it’s true just because everyone in their small network says so. They start to hate people that go against their false belief, no matter how trivial... Very similar to religion amongst narrow minded bigots.
Hillbilly Talker: You can't get a rental car anywhere unless you are 25! They just won't let you.
Knowledgeable Person: Yes you can, usually you will just get a higher risk surcharge.
Hillbilly Talker: Na uh, Zach the bartender (at some dive hole in the wall) said he tried to and they wouldn't let him because he is only 24.
Knowledgeable Person: Maybe that policy is specific to the rental company?
Hillbilly Talker: Nope, it's the same way everywhere.
Knowledgeable Person: How do you know? I got a rental car last year, and I'm only 24 this year...
Hillbilly Talker: That’s just the way it is. You are wrong.
Knowledgeable Person: Whatever.
hillbilly talk by Daniel Cortolini December 30, 2007
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hillbilly hydraulics

a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car
my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal
hillbilly hydraulics by tempopetey December 25, 2007

hillbilly awesome 

when an event is so incredible and fun but tinged with a trashy, drunken and dimwitted feel of guilt or shame, it is hillbilly awesome. hillbilly awsome is usually used in reference to drinking events in pickup trucks, trailer parks, nascar or backyards with abandoned bathroom fixtures strewn about.
hey all, we ar' gonna' camp out in the back field where pa' dumps all the tires. we have 4 cases of old milwaukee, half a brick of m-80's and two bottles of jim beam - it is gonna be hillbilly awesome

hillbilly golf 

A game played with PVC pipes connected to make four rungs; the goal is to wrap a length of rope with balls attached to either end to one of the rungs of your opponent's PVC setup.
I was at a party this weekend and we played hillbilly golf on the lawn. Cletus lost an eye.
hillbilly golf by snowcaps March 8, 2009

Hillbilly Skoo-Skoo 

The act of Redneck or hillbilly semen being released.
It usually takes place when getting down and dirty with your redneck lover.
Jane: Nice swollen eye Sarah did you get punched by a gorilla?
Sarah: No, last night fuckin Billy Ray Hillbilly Skoo-skoo'ed in my eye!
Jane: haha..... ah skeet skeet.

Hillbilly lottery 

When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired
Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?

Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.
Hillbilly lottery by gigger06 August 29, 2010

hillbilly heaven 

Phrase referring to the high gained off of meth.
You just came down from hillbilly heaven.