high schooled

When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.

Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.

Friend B: What happened?

Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.

by CTFD2 October 2, 2011

High school

A place that we are told that it is better than middle school. It is, socially. The rest is kind of crappy, you sign up for classes that you probably aren't going to get until your Junior or Senior year, when you do get the classes you signed up for, they are the least the ones you wanted. Lots of the things you've learned are the things you already and the new things that that the teachers "teach" you, are usually boring and won't remember unless it is something that you're actually interested in. A lot of the things they teach are the things we are never going to use. The walls are made of crap, depending how old the school is or if you're rich enough and the school always has enough money to buy new technology but not enough to fix some of the parts of the school. The food is kind of crappy sometimes and sometimes, it has it's good days. The dress code is one of the worst things in high school, it surprising that the teachers actually try to enforce it, when they catch wearing something that is against school rules, someone else is walking by with the same thing and getting of scot-free and the girls can wear shirts that show off their boobies but we can't wear sleeveless shirts which isn't fair. Last but not least, dating, that is always fun, when you try to look for someone to date, all you find is the ugly girls in your school and the beautiful ones are usually taken. High school what a wonderful place when it comes to making friends, the rest is nothing but crap.

Guy 1: High school is awesome when it comes to making friends but the rest sucks.
Guy 2: Gee, what was your first clue?

by yourfavoriteguy October 23, 2012

High school

In England and wales a crappy place you are forced to attened from the ages of 11-16 but soon to be raised to 18,Most built after the war around 1950 and later extended however the window a single pane. Mould grows on the window sill there heaters that work in the summer and fans that work in the winter. Meals are a slop of veg and fake meat and because of Jamie Oliver all we can eat is fruit and veg. No chips no fizz pop, the walls are full of asbestos and the recorce are 15 years out of date, we are made to use computer that are so slow that i could count all 1,500 kid in the school before it logged on (by the way the schools are on fit for 800 kids) thats my school in the town of dewsbury (one of the poorest town in the uk) but further up north there schools are almost as good as priviet schools by the way we dont all live in london or know the queen so dont even think that (there are some of u that are acualy eduacted and realise that the uk is the size of texas (maybe a bit larger) so how are all 60,000,000 going to know the queen

Person 1;"Ha look the gyms leaning again"
Person 2;"I'll tell sir he will put some selotape on it"
Person 1;"The whole high schools fixed together with selloptape and glue"

by mem meme August 22, 2008

High school

A delapedadted building filled with a bunch of pissed of teanagers that express there anger on anything and anyone. Also with teachers complaining about how little the state pays them while they drive home in a bmw. There are the assholes, freinds, mutants in hallway c and the ocasional retard. The people running the schools havent been in a school enviorment in thirty or so years wich explains why the cirriculum has stayed the same scince fith grade. finaly were still treated like children even thoe they say were adults. BAsicly high school is a large shit hitting the fan

high school banners should read: Welcome to hell

by Nials crane October 17, 2008

High School High

The way one acts after smoking pot that resembles the way someone acts when they first start smoking. This includes laughing, incoherent babbling and excessive paranoia.

Look at Evan, he's high school high!

by K-Rod Stewart August 22, 2011

High school

Basically the home of STDs, condoms, birth control, pregnant teenagers ,bullies, and etc.

You:Dude why are there so many people with blisters on their face?
Micheal:That's just high school
You:What?
Micheal:Welp that's why you don't wanna fuck anyone in highschool

by Nicebutstfu February 25, 2020

high school

A place where people are called names, beaten up, and are targeted for suspention by assholes called faculty. With the pressures of fitting in yet standing out. Know wonder people resort to drugs and alchohol. (I had to just to get through the day) With the over crowding nobody can learn anything, and get fucked for the future. Now I know why people want to hang themselves or kill everyone in there school.(I did)The goths are the only ones that will ever become leaders because they don't care about popularity or politics. They have not been tainted. The government needs to pull their heads out of there asses, and clean the cum out of there ears, and accualy listen to the problems and fix them. I belive it could save lives and maybe we could accualy get some future leaders.

High school is just about the 8th level of hell. Daunte missed one

by EXHUMED October 10, 2005