the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause
Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …
Harold: …
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 12, 2021
Get the Haroldmug. A male version of a Karen (search up meaning of Karen... Also known as a Karen’s husband.
He does the same thing complain, never minds his own business and is a snitch
He does the same thing complain, never minds his own business and is a snitch
i Was having a good time with my friends and this Harold guy could not mind his own business so he reported us
by Sezzyyy August 27, 2022
Get the Haroldmug. Fucking fat nerd that plays rust all day. Like to eat dick and ass for a living, Has rust on uncensored mode that type of weirdo and it turns him on..... small brain.
by SammiiSkillz August 8, 2021
Get the Haroldmug. Getting work dumped on you when everyone else in the office is taking off to play and planning to take credit for said work. reference to the character Harold in Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.
by harolded April 21, 2011
Get the haroldedmug. by bigman59583 February 13, 2024
Get the harold goatesmug. The most drippy, hot, and swagger man in the entire world. Everyone should know a Harold or own one. If you know a Harold keep him close his drip is undefined.
by Steve Mane February 20, 2021
Get the Haroldmug. 