handosexual

someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.

Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.

by the_natsci May 31, 2005

hancock park

The richest, nicest hood in Los Angeles. It is owned and controlled by a roving gang of hottttt teenagers who have more cash than they know how to handle. If visiting the HP (as it is commonly known), one is likely to see cops breaking up parties, hot Marlborough girls on Larchmont, and lots of Von Dutch.

Girl 1: Hey, there's a party in the HP at 11. Do you wanna go?
Girl 2: Oh, the Pak's party? It was already broken up by the cops.
Girl 1: But it's only 1pm!

See HP, Harvard-Westlake, Marlborough

by H-dizzle to the H-pizzle February 26, 2005

hancock & sanchez

This is when a female uses a strap-on on a male, while administering a reach around. When he climaxes she uses some already frozen poop, like a Crayola, to draw a nice thick mustache on her mate.

Mary gave Dan a pity hancock & sanchez after he broke up with his boyfriend.

by c-shnizzle November 13, 2007

Hanford

An awesome city in Central California where fucktards who are born and raised, then leave only to bash.

Hanford sucks = I'm retarded.

by S.W.G. March 21, 2013

haloo

(or halu) a shorter and hence a milder word for getting hallucinated, originated as a campus slang in IIT Kharagpur, India.

Vikram got haloo when he learnt that he had scored a 9 point SGPA.

by vikram bannerjee September 3, 2008

hanford high school

Not better than Richland High School.

Hanford High School's football team lost again to (Richland High School).

by loveandwhatevs November 5, 2013

hadookin

Hadookin is the battle cry of Thomas. This battle cry will save your life

Thomas ( being shot on xbox live): HADOOKIN
Arnold: Man I can't believed that worked

by NinjaReaper September 26, 2007