dutchman handshake

Same thing as a dutch rudder, but with a cooler and more convenient name

As his best friend he gives him a dutchman handshake every week.

by mircea.ene July 30, 2010

Captains Handshake

The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.

So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!

by Jeff Steves June 28, 2011

Milwaukee handshake

hand job while wearing a work glove

This road is rougher than a Milwaukee handshake.

by itstrue42 April 29, 2013

Keewatin Handshake

A handjob performed with the non-dominant hand. Also referred to as a "Norman Non-Dom", this is a traditional sex move performed by the inhabitants of Keewatin, Ontario, Canada. This is considered the lowest form of sexual commitment between a couple, and is often motivated by feelings of pity rather than romance or love.

I was at the Rippers the other night and saw a greasy stripper giving some fat dude the old Keewatin Handshake in the back. Fuckin' typical.

by KtownLaddy February 9, 2015

Hotmill Handshake

It starts with two men, assuming the docked position. Then using a handful of industrial grease, jerking each others shafts.

Kevin and Jason had too much time at work, so they each grabbed a handful of grease and gave each other the 'Ole Hotmill Handshake

by Copco May 13, 2016

Hoof hands

A type of hand that is disproportionately wider than it should be. If you measure the height of a hand from wrist to base of the middle finger, and divide that by the measurement from the side of the hand directly across from the start of the thumb to said point, any score above .8 can be diagnosed as hoof hands.

Person 1: Did you ever notice his hands kinda look like a horse's

Person 2: Yeah bro, he's got some hoof hands

by Hoofs4Handz June 9, 2021

patrick star hands

When you have overly small hands so, therefore, they are referred to as nubs.

"Wow Annie has really small hands compared to her arm size"

"Yeah she has serious Patrick star hands"

by mattie&molly November 29, 2017