hammockable

A romantic relationship which has ended, but is still friendly enough to share a hammock.

Jim and Sue parted ways, but still shared a single hammock on occasional visits to the park; it was a hammockable separation.

by njmac57 May 4, 2019

doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

Cum Hammock

When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.

“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”

by toiletwaterdaughter April 29, 2021

Hammock Effect

When you listen to a full album of the musician Hammock, your mind transcend your flesh body to elevate itself to a new state of mind where you discover what are the keys to life.

Max : "Why did you quit your job to wander for 3 months in the cold winter of Alaska, on your own ?"

Steven "I don't know, it's the Hammock Effect"

by BonelessKing September 30, 2024

Hammock

Hammock is a modern form of a compliment; usually to compliment an appealing women but not just for her looks but her outstanding brilliance and cleverness.

She’s a real hammock-
“You fools, how could you not forgive me- I am beautiful.”

by I love luffy January 16, 2022

ball hammock

The part of the underwear that supports the male nutsack

Dude 1: Man I went commando and I started chafing

Dude 2: You need a ball hammock my boy

by SamSleety47 July 8, 2022

Banana Hammock

The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down

Joe's sack hangs so low I bet he can make a king size banana hammock for his sling.

by Leonideez May 29, 2021