Humpy

The action of one giving one’s mother wood

Harvey- “Bruno mush just gave your mum decent humpy like”
Bruno- “ Fuck sake not again”

by Greenwood.the.destroyer January 31, 2022

humpter

The act of making love, having sexual intercourse with, or humping, a female of any species

Me and my cuzin went to the watering hole last night for a little beaver huntin;) when I dropped him back off at the farm he was so wasted he woke up thismornin in the pig pen naked and nestled up to old lady Eleanor owr big fat pig. he told me he's not sure but he may have HUMPTER! Woo eeh! Them two are going to have some beautiful babies

by Mr.Fixzer September 3, 2022

Humpth

Past tense aggressive humping

Back in my day I used to humpth your dad.

by Hefty humpther January 17, 2023

humpy dumpy

Someone with a big dump truck asss. Someone who prefers a dirty bulk diet and is therefore on the larger end (almost pregnant looking). It is vital to avoid these people as they track their calories and spend 3 hours daily at the gym, whilst showing no results but keep saying 'the cut will be insane!'

Have you seen Dylan Wood recently, he's got a fat asss from all that bulking. May as well call him humpy dumpy Dylan!

by humpydumpydylan February 21, 2023

humpy day

Wednesday, regarded as the midpoint of a typical working week.
"it's hump day and perhaps the toughest day of the week for you"

humpy day is the hardest day of the week.

by Jeffsinger June 27, 2024

humpy day

Wednesday, regarded as the midpoint of a typical working week.
"it's hump day and perhaps the toughest day of the week for you"

Humpy day, is the hardest day of the week.

by Jeffsinger June 27, 2024

Humpfy Hurnchback

The unspoken saint from the isles of Osvaldo the great

Humpfy hurnchback was five, he ate my goldfish alive. Smelly Miss digglesworth fell up the drain. Up the axe, master phillipina she came.

by 63727274637273 December 28, 2024