Fag Humper

A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.

Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.

A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!

Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.

by Three in a Half Dawg December 9, 2012

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Car Humper

One who likes to drive fast and apply breaks abruptly, Horrible driver, Break-shoe raper

Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.

by Rave patty August 2, 2011

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WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 26, 2024

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hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women

Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!

by wio April 22, 2023

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Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023

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