Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 08, 2024

Trumper Humper

A gay/fruty trump supporter and/or republican

Mike is a Trumper Humper

by sah_thur October 06, 2021

Trumper-Humper

Someone who has a severe case of dick-riding Donald Trump.

Oh my God! Bethany has just posted on Facebook how Trump is going to "Make America Great Again". She is such a Trumper-Humper

by BD-26 May 05, 2025

Haggis Humper

A Scotsman

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.

by StrawberrySpamm September 23, 2008

Humper Bumper

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.

Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning

by CarbonBlight October 12, 2020

cum humper

when some one jacks off whit there own semen

DUDE! jack is such a cum humper

by 4lph4 May 20, 2015

Hefty Humper

A person or thing that humps anything in its way. Known for falling on the ground and having an orgasm from thinking about the many fruits and vegetables they fucked last night. Also known as Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus is a hefty humper

by 1212qazwsx April 04, 2017