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hag night

Slang for an informal get-together of close female friends whereas they staunchly agree to attend without any makeup or styling their hair and they tend to show up in their most comfy sweats.
Sometimes there is that one vanity-driven person who comes waltzing in to hag night who has clearly broken the firm but unspoken rules requiring no primping and it is sadly something that keeps this socially maladroit person from any possible future invitations to hag nights.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
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hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.
I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!
by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008
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fag hag

A word for women who spends time with gay or bisexual men, on platonic terms. Its meaning depends on whether the context it is used in is positive or negative, as it can refer to either of two things:
1. Women who are friends with, or prefer to be friends with gay or bisexual men.
2. Women who want a gay friend but only as an accessory; women who go to gay bars only to gawk at drag queens and gay men; women who idolise gay men to the point of fetishisation.
She happily calls herself a fag hag because she's best friends with Tony, who's gay.

"OMG, I want a gay best friend so much! We could go shopping together and gossip and go to gay bars, I want one so much!"
"But I'm gay?"
"That's different, you're a girl. I want a guy gay best friend!"
"You're such a fag hag."
by lithosfeer December 17, 2017
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Hag Fucker

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.
Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?

Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
by Ladysea January 24, 2013
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Rag hag

When it’s that time of the month and she’s acting like a crazy bitch.
She’s on her period and not acting cool at all. That Summer is a real rag hag
by ManleyGreaseMissile March 17, 2022
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Ghetto Hag

An old crazy black female that is homeless and who randomly screams in the middle of the streets of the city.
Shut up its 7 in the morning, you ghetto hag.
by urbanwordhunter April 12, 2010
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sickled hag

A sickled hag is a prune like biped organism with the sickly features of an old wrinkly hag; old people.
Chauncey: Look at that sickled hag over there funnel feeding herself a warm sack of pudding!
Consuela: What? No, that's my grandma....
by joshymcnugget June 30, 2014
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