porcelain harley

Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.

Did you hear Ethan riding the porcelain Harley this morning?

by Crons April 27, 2020

Harley Poe

The hottest man ever that makes the best music ever

Man harley poe is so hot and awesome

by nananananan schlurrrppp September 6, 2023

harley hopper

a complete whore who jumps from one harley guy to another.

hey, what happened with sheri? oh that harley hopper is fucking some one percenter now. moving up in the world i guess. that whore

by monstro167 January 6, 2018

Harley Hilfiger

A term used to describe middle-aged, office-bound men who buy their first motorcycle during a mid-life crisis. Typically mild-mannered and wearing khakis by day, transforming into leather-clad road warriors at night.

Fred: "I didn't realize John was a biker"
Dave: "Yeah, he's a real Harley Hilfiger"
Visit www.harley-hilfiger.com

by Harley Hilfiger June 11, 2016

Mouse on a harley.

A rough sounding fart that you make while sitting on a leather seat.

"Is someone using a jackhammer?"

"No, it was a mouse on a Harley."

by impasta_pasta October 21, 2014

Harley beardy

Sammy bowlers long term lover

'I love sammy' - said harley beardy

by Unchartedreaver564 November 24, 2021

Harley Shuffle

Gait of old bikers. Usually due to years of crashing motorcyles and trashing livers.

Is that man a retard?
No he's just doing the harley shuffle.

by yert March 6, 2010