yes, giraffe

a sarcastic remark to be used as an insult when u having nothing else to say
ex.

u can also use it as a non-sequential response to any and every question asked

a: FUCK U
B: yes, giraffe

ex.

Matt: whats the answer to the random complicated math problem onon the board?

Ania: YES GIRAFFE!

by Ania and Matt October 22, 2004

Selling Queer Giraffes

When someone tells you a lie and you refuse to believe what is being said or want to call them out in an awesome way.

Guy 1 : yeah we are leaving right now!
Guy 2 : I think your selling Queer Giraffes man.

by Gorilla123 September 27, 2009

Graffeces

The age-old art form of leaving poop stains in the shitter.

My wife often leaves poop-stains in the toilet. One day she called me at work and said that the poop stain bandit had struck again and I asked her if it was an act of graffeces? Needless to say it stuck, LOL.

by Poop Stains Hoenie August 30, 2009

Oral Giraffe

When a man does a handstand on top of a step stool making him that much taller, and receives a blowjob (Oral Sex) from a man or woman. His butt cheeks will also be massaged and played with.

Oh my god, Kirsten! I can't believe you actually gave him an oral giraffe! You're such a slut!

Lindsey! Give me an oral giraffe, please!

by kirsie-kirs June 7, 2011

purple giraffe

Purple giraffe is when she sucks so hard your dick turns purple and grows longer compared to a giraffes long neck

"She sucked so hard and gave me a purple giraffe"

by spodderman May 23, 2014

giraffe

A half ounce of marijuana.

"How much are you after?"
"Just give me a Giraffe."

by Cat in Pants May 14, 2006

Graffenberg Spot

1. A myth, often told to mislead teens.

2. A lie, used to cover up the awesome power of the mighty Clitasaurus rex.

3. An awkwardly sought after source of female pleasure that does not exist.

John spent many painful hours searching for Jane's Graffenberg Spot before calling in Mythbusters for assistance.

by tap-pat January 7, 2009