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Grunts

Grunts are yourragegaming superior viewers while subs dick ride Josh all day. subs often say "w mode" showing that they really dick suck/ride Josh. the subs have no sense of humor while grunts have amazing humor, subs are 300 pounds of pure fat while grunts are bodybuilders and get bitches, subs never leave their house and get no bitch's and often beat they beat to Josh (grunts on top)
"Why are Grunts so sexy" "idk they just superior in every way possible"
by GlockWhispers July 26, 2021
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Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.
They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.
by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023
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Juice O' Drunk Grunt

Also known as "Blake-kakke". While watching Redonkulas, pour two double-shots of your favorite liquor into 32 oz. white cherry slushie and top it with whipped cream. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during one of Popp's NUMEROUS Piss breaks. Note: +69 Homo-Suspicion points if it splashes IN YOUR FACE!!
Juice O' Drunk Grunt or Blake-kakke...Both will end with a Frosted face and Soiled Soul lol
by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022
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grunt

A distasteful shade of orange or using too much bronzer on your skin.
I just painted my house grunt.
She uses so much bronzer, her skin is so grunt.
by ReverieIcey March 23, 2025
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Grunting

Achieving a state of pleasure, satisfaction or content via the slightest sexual means for an extended period of time. For example, this could include anal stimulation as well as viewing pornographic images to achieve an erection however, without fully engaging the erection within acts of sex or full masturbation (frotting may sometimes be permitted). It's a more on the edge for of edging so to speak. Buddhist and Hindu monks have been known to 'grunt' for the purpose of meditational practices.
Andrew is exhausted and sore as he stayed up all night grunting without edge or climax
by Sex Magicka Wizard April 23, 2024
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Grunts

Exceptionally tight sports underwear with no elastic to hold the soldiers into their barracks. 1980s sports attire
Them grunts have really shed light on big daves legendary love sack
by Alfred hounds July 3, 2021
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GRUNT

"my grandad has turned into a right GRUNT recently"
by Rachit123 October 15, 2019
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