Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

by Eyeloveu October 8, 2019

Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

by Eyeloveu October 8, 2019

ball grooming

when you keep good care of your balls

timmy: i just got the best ball grooming by troy!

ciara: i dont have balls

by jaccitcock April 13, 2021

Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021

Trick grooming

A technician used by broke hoes to train potential suitors to take care of them.

I’ve been ‘trick grooming” these simps in my inbox for months now.

by Dontwon From Corlett Ave. May 3, 2022

Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.

CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"

by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022

Highest grossing R-rated film of all time

Who wrote it and what's it called?

Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023