Gronk'd

Feeling absolutely awful. The feeling you get when hungover or sick and clogged up.

"Dude, down for some lunch?"
"Nah man im absolutely gronk'd."

by clazza October 24, 2016

Gronk Spike

What happens when you leave your drink unattended on a booze cruise.

I was Gronk Spiked on spring break and woke up next to a dumpster with a new tattoo.

by rbenubfo rpncifrnicnprnfcriklc February 4, 2018

Gronkapie

When you eat pie with your grandpa

I love the times when i gronkapied

by Abadon March 5, 2019

Groindinitis

A severe strain in the groin, most common cause is from strenuous lifting, squatting,or sexual intercourse.

I was flipping a tire in the back yard ,and felt a bad strain in my groin, now I have acute groindinitis

by Superduke gt April 29, 2019

Gronkular

Used to describe when a mans penis is not large when he is not erect, but it’s enormous when it is erect.

Ok you won’t believe this, I was getting it on with Jimmy, yeah Jimmy from chemistry, and at first I thought he had a Shunk (penis smaller than his balls) but it turns out that his hawg was actually super gronkular!

by Neyahh August 14, 2019

gronkstick

someone who’s a bit stupid

person 1: how many people live on earth?
person 2: 7 billion, you gronkstick

by doona willy February 7, 2020

gronkstick

a gronkstick is someone who is a little think in the head. a bit of a dumby. you would most likely call someone you hate a gronkstick.

person 1: julian thought 2x3 was 5!
person 2: what a gronkstick!

by doona willy February 7, 2020