professionalistic

very impressive and inspiring; awesome; stunning

-The audience was awed into silence by her professionalistic performance.
-This photoshopped picture is very professionalistic.
-I'm inspired by this professionalistic art.

by Grammatically incorrect April 19, 2018

Professional Mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.

Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.

by Apemanjon September 7, 2008

Professional liars

trutherbots

trutherbots are professional liars.

by AnonopsAreFraudsters February 20, 2019

Professional Wrestler

Percieved as "gay" or "fags" by most mouth breathing 'tough guys'. Actually they are single handedly most talented/ badass people on earth. Unless it's Ultimate Warrior. Fuck that guy.

The professional wrestler shit kicked his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, finishing him off with a diving elbow alà Randy Savage style.

by MeatYogurt March 27, 2015

professional

When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"

Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.

by Angela Parra-Samra March 3, 2009

brofessionalism

The conduct, aims, or qualities that characterize or mark a brofession or a brofessional person

My bro Daniel displays the finest brofessionalism in his brofessional activities.

by zachymon October 7, 2011

Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.

My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.

by Marty the Goy May 10, 2006