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Blake Griffin

A robot being used for a secret project by the US government that buttrapes the shit out of any tall NBA players and posterize dunks on them
Blake Griffin had such a monster throwdown yesterday on KG, he's probably still wondering what happened.
by Pseudonym41212 March 18, 2011
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Grafton High School

A school in Worcester County, Massachusetts that's way too small for the number of students there, this year's freshman class is over 2x bigger than last year's graduating class. The hallways are more congested than Rosie O'Donnell's arteries.
GHS is full of druggies (not the cool kind, the ones who are douches), the KOG (kings of grafton, fake-ass gangstas), and sportos. There's a shitload of meaningless drama that dumb grundles start for no reason and it's incredibly stupid. It's kinda funny watching everyone get into fights over it though. Almost everyone at GHS is a stuck-up asshole who thinks they're better than everyone else, but there are a few cool down-to-earth kids there.
These are some of the people you'll see if you ever visit Grafton High School:

KOG: Yo, KOG 4 lyfe! HOW COME YOU AIN'T REPPIN SON I'MA POP YO ASS!
Dumb orange chick who I think about when I jack off sometimes: did u read wht she wrote bout me on facebook? i cnt believ she said tht!!!! tll emily to tll hr she isnt nvited 2 my sweet 16 nemore!
Druggie: I was the one who stole your iPod. I made like a hundred bucks off of it. I bought some goooood shit with that money.
American Eagle Club kid: My parents are buying me a Jeep Wrangler for my birthday! I can't wait 'till I get it so I can put a ton of Dave Matthews Band and Fountains of Wayne stickers on the bumper! What an excellent way to communicate my bland taste in music to everyone!
by forever78unbound December 27, 2008
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graft

To work.
it bassically means work - whether physical or mental.
1) alec: why u got so much money in ya bank u rich cunt!?
Adam: Ive done 4 weeks hard graft for that so i deserve it ya PRIK!
2) Its been a hard day of graft dad, so get out that chair and let me chill with the tele 4 a while!
by Adz H January 10, 2006
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Spencer's Gifts

A store that used to be good and pretty funny for normal people but recently has lost all humor and become a place for mallrats and perverts hang out; where you can get your erotic board game, hookah, weed t-shirts, and anything normal thing turned into something to do with a dick, vagina, boobs, or balls all at once.
A couple teenage workers got arrested at Spencer's Gifts for telling a cop how to use a hookah to smoke weed.
by Mister N April 8, 2006
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Gifted

Term used to identify individuals with an IQ in the 98th percentile.

Generally taken as a synonym of Genius when it is actually a lesser term (genius denoting an IQ in a narrower percentile).
The Stanford-Binet IQ test is one of the most commonly-administered tests used to determine who is gifted, and who is not; Mensa International requires a score of at least 132 on it to allow a person to join the society.
by PiercisionBass January 25, 2010
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Gift girl

A girl can or will give you gifts no matter how she knows you.
Guy1:hey was that girl?
Guy2:what girl?
Guy1:the one who gave you a box of chocolate
Guy2:oh she's my gift girl
by REDBIRD7 August 1, 2009
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ChristmaBirthday Gift

When your birthday is near christmas and your parents and or friends are too cheap to buy you separate gifts
Guy 1: What'd you get for christmas?

Guy 2: A New Phone

Guy 1: Didn't you say you were getting that for your birthday?

Guy 2: Yeah my parents were too cheap to buy me two gifts, so i got it as a christmabirthday gift

Guy 1: Fail
by Finite1 December 31, 2008
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