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Green Gentleman 

A respectable and classy fan of marijuana. Not a pot head or a stoner, just a guy who keeps a gram in his desk for special occasions.
That kid's such a stoner," "No he's just a Green Gentleman"

green Christmas 

Person: I can't believe we're having a green Christmas. In Canada!

Other Person: I know and I really wanted to play in the snow this year.
green Christmas by Anonymous Kitty December 27, 2011

Greenbrier High school

95 % of the kids are inbred, the other 5 % are also inbred
I go to Greenbrier high school, I want to fucking die
Greenbrier High school by Dickwack69 September 13, 2018

Greene Middle School 

A school that is know for many people taking their lives in as well as some teachers. There are 4 groups of people in this school on lunch time. The basketball courts is where A lot of people who got suspended hit their juul, and the library is for nerds who are all white. Outside the library is where the gamers are at, The lunch line place is where all the guys who think they are in high school go to with their fake girlfriends they break up with the next day. And finally, HCC A.K.A Hugh Center Court is where all the ballsy people who suck off their teachers for good grades go to. Finally, the football field is where all the hypebeast kids sit. You can find a Jordan Khan There. Under that in the Basketball court you can find some kids who were suspended hitting the juul (Jorge, ) and finally the place where all the suicides happen is near the bike cages at the portables.
Hey bro did you hear that anthony bourdain hit a greene middle school on em?
Greene Middle School by Jarkeest December 30, 2018

green blimpsuit 

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.
Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

green valley high school 

Literally the most fucking whack school in existence. The girls mostly consist of dirty white bitches who date niggas who try & act hard for popularity sake. Bitches here would do anything to stay relevant.

Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.

No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.

Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.

Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
Green Valley High School is a school of wannabe jailbirds.