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Critical Grass

1) N-The immeasurable point at which further inhalation of marijuana smoke will no longer get the user more high, and proceeds to only make the user sleepier.
2) N- The immeasurable point at which your lawn mower bag will hold no more grass.
Ex 1. Jimmy is way past critical grass, I bet he's passed out in an hour.
Ex 2. Load another bowl, I'm along way from critical grass.
by Ponyface March 15, 2009
mugGet the Critical Grassmug.

Raptor grass

Long grass, must be long stem and very green, tall enough to hide a pack of hunting velociraptors.
Come on, keep moving - we’ll be safe just as soon as we can traverse this raptor grass.
by Ally_MK August 16, 2019
mugGet the Raptor grassmug.

smoke of the grass

A way of saying "smoke pot", derived from a literal translation of the French phrase "fumer de l'herbe."
by Queen Buttrix November 21, 2021
mugGet the smoke of the grassmug.

Grass-Button

Grass-Button is a sex position involving four people of any gender combination. It is when there is a chain of four people having intercourse on their knees outside all at the same time. The origin is the grass is because it is outside and the button part is because a button has four holes and four holes are needed for a successful Grass-Button.
Girl: "Hey I feel like having a Grass-Button, any of your friends wanna come join? it has to be multiples of four though!"

Boy: "Of course!! I love a good grass-Button"
by Lover9999 April 19, 2011
mugGet the Grass-Buttonmug.

Grass Mileage

A means of describing the amount of marijuana consumed per hit.
Dude, I'm all for smoking out of the bong, but this bowl gets way better grass mileage.
by VTvalley2 November 27, 2009
mugGet the Grass Mileagemug.

Festival Grass

Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.
Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.
by snozzi January 29, 2009
mugGet the Festival Grassmug.

good grass

Someone is considered good grass if they are a good person to get high with.
"Man, why don't we order some pizza and watch Donnie Darko?"
"Dude, you are good grass"
by Gg.. March 4, 2009
mugGet the good grassmug.

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