Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

woodland grass

An affectionate name for marijuana.

(on the phone)
Chris:Hey man what u up to?

Josh:Smokin the woodland grass bro.

by Jakelot August 20, 2007

Grass-Picker

Any Kid Within 6-13 Years Old That Plays On A House League Soccer Team And Spends Most Of Their Time On The Bench.

Anthony And Robert Joined The Club To Learn, But Just Became Grass-Pickers.

by R0B3R70 October 3, 2015

grass top

When somebody builds a house in Minecraft out of dirt, and they leave it up for so long the dirt becomes a grass block again. Meaning the roof is a "grass top".

Jamal " Have you seen Emma? She's wearing all leather armor! "
Matt " Yeah, shes such a grass top! "

by ItsProxy June 17, 2019

The Grass Touchers

A group of really sexy men who get so much pussy

Females: Look at all them hotties over there, the must be the Grass Touchers

by Daddy Hadz April 20, 2022

Critical Grass

1) N-The immeasurable point at which further inhalation of marijuana smoke will no longer get the user more high, and proceeds to only make the user sleepier.
2) N- The immeasurable point at which your lawn mower bag will hold no more grass.

Ex 1. Jimmy is way past critical grass, I bet he's passed out in an hour.
Ex 2. Load another bowl, I'm along way from critical grass.

by Ponyface March 15, 2009

good grass

Someone is considered good grass if they are a good person to get high with.

"Man, why don't we order some pizza and watch Donnie Darko?"
"Dude, you are good grass"

by Gg.. March 4, 2009