clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.

the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

arya ghosh

worst player at valorant and gets carried by his teammates 24/7
he is basically a silver player who is somehow playing in a gold lobby
calls ppl trash when in his lobbies cant get more than 15 kills
had 4 trash games where he dropped 5 kills and less

"that arya ghosh doesn't deserve gold in valorant"

by ebumb November 1, 2021

pull a gooch

To leave abruptly in seek of a fresh start. It can be through moving to a new town or blocking everyone on social media

‘oi, old jeff should pull a gooch and leave town!’

by therearenomorenames December 21, 2019

gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

by merlineternal January 20, 2008

gooch deep

Once fabled as the deepest you could get, balls deep has been surpassed by gooch deep. Gooch deep is where you go in so deep into an orifice, that you are able to shove your balls into said orifice as well, so you are no longer bound by the limiters that are your testicles. Being gooch deep means that your gooch is now touching the rim of the hole that you are pleasuring(or punishing).

The black man went gooch deep into his victim, even though he promised to only go balls deep.

by Tyrone Phillips March 22, 2008

Gooch Gremlin

A small troll like animal that lives in a fat or obese man's gooch. Often known to feed on the sweat and hairs.

Dude,Earlier I found a gooch gremlin in my boxers,what should I do?

by Hughbert Barrcleh September 13, 2011

Smooth gooch

To rub an erect penis against a gooch in order to smooth that gooch.

Blaine smooth gooched Liza until her gooch was as soft as gooch leather.

by ticklemypickle31 May 18, 2011