Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.
"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"
by matty July 30, 2004
Get the goose mug.
I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape
by truth hurts May 16, 2003
Get the goose mug.
A form of doggystyle where the male is usually standing and the female is on all fours. The male then mounts the top of her booty, bends his legs, and continues to slam her from behind.
"Bruh I goosed the hell out of that girl last night! I was balls deep"
by Reynoldswrap26 April 7, 2016
Get the Goosed mug.
As a Verb: (To Goose)To mess up- Fail.

Conj;
I goose, you goose, he gooses, we goose, they goose, I goosed, I will goose, I have goosed.

As a pronoun: gooser - one who gooeses
That fucker over there, he goosed my plans to ask her out! (That person not in my light, he ruined my plans to propose a date with her)

Dude, don't goose the shit.
(My fellow man, do not ruin the stuff)

Look at that gooser, he fucked up my rep.
(Take into consideration of that person who ruins things in that area, he ruined my social status)
by Michael Massoud December 5, 2003
Get the goose mug.
to be extra excited about an upcoming event or action. A sense of utter excitment.
"I'm so 'goosed' up, I'm swimming in them" - Marshie from H*R.com

"The Stanley Cup Finals starts next Friday, I'm getting 'goosed' up!"

"I live for Portugal tomorrow. I'm so 'goosed' up!"
by Juleo April 18, 2004
Get the goosed mug.
A slang word for PENIS, used mainly in VQM language all across Toronto, Ontario.

Combined with the work CHUCK, means a 'Blow Job' again mainly in VQM language.
" she touched my GOOSE! "
" hey baby, wanna see my GOOSE? "

" just link a little GOOSECHUCK "
" does that bitch give GOOSECHUCK? "
by SpHiNxXx October 7, 2006
Get the goose mug.
To be found out, caught out or discvored doing something risky.
Your dad totally goosed me poling your mum.
by Ninja Steve May 21, 2004
Get the Goosed mug.