shipper goggles

When you watch a TV show or read a book or watch a movie in which you ship two characters, and see their "moments" everywhere, whether they're together in canon or not.

The pilot of Merlin practically comes with Merthur shipper goggles.

I was reading the 6th Harry Potter book and my Drarry shipper goggles were on.

Whenever I watch Glee, I see Faberry through my shipper goggles.

by I really ship Drarry June 22, 2011

Wife Goggles

A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.

Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).

The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.

Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"

Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."

by bob h boberson February 17, 2009

Halo Goggles

n. When you look at or hear something it autimaticly relates to something in halo.

Dude, i swore i just heard a plama gernade throwin, but it was just a seagull

Whoa, i though i just saw a covenent ghost ship, but it was just a purple car, i must have halo goggles on.

When a famous actor talks you reconize there voice as the name of the person the portray in halo.

by rent the master April 12, 2007

Graduation Goggles

n. When one experiences nostalgia for the years of high school as graduation approaches.

I was totally looking forward to college, but when I stepped into the high school's hallway for the very last time, and I smelled the strange combo of burnt cafeteria food and textbooks, graduation goggles took over and I was reluctant to go through with the event.

by Stringcheese May 6, 2011

Gogglepus

1. When an octopus wears goggles
2. A person wearing 8 goggles at one time

Look over there...its a bird, no its a plane...NO! its a gogglepus!

Michael Phelps sure is one googlepus!

by SEXYBEAST23431 February 16, 2010

Goguen

The family blood line of kind caring women

Kathleen Goguen has many family members with her last name

by 1234569780 February 26, 2013

goggert

goggert is the scientific name for popular branded yogurt tube; Gogurt. However for goggert, goggert can mean off-brand yogurt tubes or Gogurt. This term is most used in a joking fashion because most will laugh at the word itself and not in the context it is used in.

Person 1: I ran out of goggert
Person 2: Well go buy some more.
Person 1: Ok

by coldgoggert November 14, 2018