Toddler Gobbler

Another way to refer to pitbulls or any large breed of dog, typically those with an aggressive stigma attached to them, or is otherwise not well behaved.
Pitbulls are particularly well known for mercing small children when unattended.

"Jesus, look at that fucking dog."
"Hide your kids, that there's a toddler gobbler!"

by TedKFan69 July 17, 2022

Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.

"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

suicide gobbler

a woman who will NOT stop giving head. "enough is enough, stop right now." no - a suicide gobbler will go on and on and on and on

trevor thought he was so lucky pulling thunderthighs 'till he discovered she was a suicide gobbler

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003

lolly gobbler

A paedophile, particularly one who lures his victims from "picture perfect" suburban neighbourhoods.

Those three kids got snatched by a particularly vile lolly gobbler yesterday.

by findsam September 3, 2006

hot gobbler

When you're getting a blow job from a chick and you grab her neck fat out while shooting your load down her throat

Nothing like a hot gobbler on Thabksgiving night.

by JQuist November 27, 2014

Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

Peach Gobbler

Someone who eats the booty.

Scott and Brett are total peach gobblers..

by ANDY PILLOWPANTS May 13, 2016