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Throat Goat

Name for someone , mostly a girl ; who gives you the best mind blowing oral sex ever.
" yea , bro that bitch ate my dick up , she a real throat goat"
by tomboy princess April 27, 2021
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Goat Fuck

Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.
Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
by FrontierViking July 15, 2008
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Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.
Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.
by TexMachina April 27, 2007
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Goat Stroker

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.
by Crham December 26, 2015
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Goat ride

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .
"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"
by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019
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Goatcoin

The based version of bitcoin that is a way to show value for things that matter.

One goat=one Goatcoin.

Thanks to the fact that what matters can't lose value, the currency of Goatcoin can never be a loss. As long as goats exist, the currency is valid.
The currency is also nearly impossible to fully centralize, given how many privately owned goats there are.
That chicken coop must be worth 4 or 5 Goatcoin,
And the amount of produce from your garden each month is at least 2!
by CalvinAndHobbesBear September 20, 2019
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Goat Love

once a homie has acquired the goat love from another homie the love between them cant be replaced therefore goat love is the stongest form of loyalty
yo dawg i got goat love for you
by M R J U N G L E M A N January 20, 2020
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