Intranet Gnome

Your friend who talks trash about everyone's team in a private group thread, spreading hate and vitriol but doesn't have any allegiance to any team.
Wow, (intranet gnome pal) really had fun lambasting us this weekend when everyone's team imploded in the 4th quarter...
by gobirds13 October 16, 2023
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goodbye gnome

Can be said of someone who is convinced of a non existent talent.
Andy thinks he can sing, the public shouts: -Goodbye gnome!!
by Jason Pike October 15, 2019
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Liquor Gnome

A gnome that sneaks into your refrigerator just before you wake up and spikes your milk/orange juice/what have you with a tasteless liquor, causing you to be drunk for the remainder of the morning or day.

Used to describe someone who is not actually under the influence of anything, but is behaving like they are.
"...Did Sara have Vodka for breakfast?"
"Nope. She must have had a visit from the Liquor Gnome."
by Drunkard234 March 13, 2010
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casual gnome

a term used to describe the horrible fashion/style of a short stalky person often girls who wear casual gnome fashions accompany a long peasant skirt with jeans or long pants. Often due to some miscommunication and illiteracy regarding hair dye boxes, a pink forehead may be used to compliment the skirt-jean ensemble.casual gnome fashions may also be worn with ugly high (less than 1 inch) heels, bamboo wedges, or platforms circa 1993.

often reffered to as a person who is incapable of dressing themselves.
1.damn that girls got some casual gnome goin on!
2.i'd say she dresses like a casual gnome
3.wow, casual gnome much?
4.person 1: how much would you pay me to smack that casual gnome upside the head with this here rocket?
person 2: iono 30 bucks
person 1: done! *runs viciously down hallway after casual gnome*
by Chrissa N Baukemar December 13, 2008
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nugget gnome

Dude your nugget gnome is tiny.
by lipsky September 25, 2006
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Gnome Tickling

The act of giving a handjob to a man with a small penis.
"Man, I just LOVE Gnome Tickling; it's perfect for my small hands."
by MikeMagnanimous February 20, 2008
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Yard Gnome

A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.
I had to drag the hose around the Yard Gnome on my way into the house fire.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
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